amouranjelica:

shuttupjessica:

shcleanne:

So, today was decided that we’re all going to marry each other and have kids at the same.

The couples are:

• Melissa and Reggie Guerrero
• Me (Deanne) and Andrew Gonzales
• Anjelica and Cameron Yu
• Stacey and Reggie Badua
• Jessica and Brandon Villamayor
• Theresa and Jarwyn Cruz
• April and Jeb Neri

We’re all gonna have sex with our “husband” or “wife” at the same time and give birth around the same time. We can’t have our babies in December because they might reach the cut off date and won’t be able to be in the same grade. ):

All of our kids are gonna act just how we act as FAM.

When they grow up, Jarwyn’s real baby now, Janine, will be the oldest. So she will be buying the rest of our kids alcohol and getting the hotel for them to party in. (;

Of course, for Homecoming and other dances, our kids will be staying at Brandon’s kid’s house, like what we usually do, but the girls will lie to us and say they’re at “Melissa’s daughter’s” house. “Hey mom, I’m going to stay at *name here*’s house. It’s okay Auntie Melissa will be home anyways.” Siiiike.

All of our children will end up lying to us everyday about where they are at. They’ll tell us they’re at Janine’s (Jarwyn’s baby) when really, they’re partying and sluttying it up somewhere else.

Us: Hey Jarwyn, our kids are with Janine at your house right?
Jawyin: What? No Janine’s sleeping in her room.
Us: WHAT THE FUCK? *Call up our kids* OOOH SON, GET YOUR ASS HOME, YOU’RE IN TROUBLE.

We’re all going to party it up and have great lives together. The End.<3

This shit is genius. Hahahaha I love it.